State Rep. John Rogers is fighting once again to overturn this assinine law banning sex toys in the state. So what if the law only bans items “designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs” and possessing the items aren’t against the law? Where exactly are Alabama residents supposed to get sex toys if they aren’t allowed to purchase them? Before you say, ONLINE, let me explain how any legitimate adult company that sells sex toys is NOT going to sell them to Alabama residents and risk the Perverted Puritan Patrol screaming their ‘holy hell’ arguments on prime time news with that company’s name plastered next to it. Especially since it’s illegal for anyone anywhere to sell sex toys to Alabama addresses.

So repeat after Eric Schwartz and I:

KEEP YOUR JESUS OFF MY PENIS

By December 5th, nobody will be able to access their niteflirt account through the Keen or Ingenio #800 or websites. Some flirts are already experiencing issues accepting calls that are routed through Keen/Ingenio so if you are having problems getting in touch with a Flirt, use the 800-To-Flirt # and be sure you’re accessing their listings through the Niteflirt.com site.

There’s also speculation that when everything happens, customers who created their accounts through Keen/Ingenio will not be able to use those accounts on Niteflirt any longer. Also, if you have contacted a flirt through Keen/Ingenio in the past, that flirt may not be able to email you about the changes.

I know this is a huge pain in the ass for EVERYONE but us flirts were just recently informed of the changes.

Now, if you want to make sure you can find your favorite flirts after all the changes go through, you need to :

- Jot down their extension number on a peice of paper and stuff it in your wallet. The 800-To-Flirt is easy to remember and the extension will look completely innocent for those of you who need to remain discreet.

- Make sure you’re logging on to your account through Niteflirt ONLY

- Save your favorite flirt’s homepage somewhere. Make sure it looks like http://niteflirt.com/BBW+Kink and not http://keen.com/BBW+Kink as the Keen-based URL won’t work.

Mrs. Tom is still giving sad little hubby the no sex treatment, but she’s progressed to the next step — getting fucked by real men. I have to say, I’m proud of her for finally doing what will make her happy, and tom is enjoying his fantasy becoming reality for the most part. I’m happy to brag that I was with him the first time she went out and got a nice cock. The poor fool was crying and jacking off while I made him fantasize step by step about what the other man was doing to his wife. lol It was hilarious watching him cry while I forced him to jack off to what his mind was telling him that was happening.

I’m kind of amazed that Mrs. Tom has yet to make him her cleanup boy, but she says she’s tired of giving the pindick everything he wants. From now on, he has to earn everything and he just hasn’t earned that particular treat YET. Way to go Mrs. Tom! Your husband’s been fantasizing for so long, it’s great that you’re teaching the silly fool that even when wishes come true there is still work involved.

So … which one of you pud pulling shrinky dink dicked men are ready for me to teach your wife to put you in your place?

Cuckolding Professor ~ BBW Kink

Nothing like a kinky weekend away to get the juices flowing

In other news, my little Nacho is the proud mama of 3 perfectly adorable heart stealing puppies I’m proud to announce. She had them today, 1 boy and 2 girls (HA! even a dog knows females are more important than males), and everyone is doing great. I’ll get some pictures posted later. Right now I’m having too much fun playing with them to waste time in photo editing.

Now, the reason I’m posting at all is: Some of you purchased mp3s and whatnots over the weekend while I was gone. I’m going down the list and will get them finished/sent as soon as I can so keep an eye out.

Happy Thanksgiving ~~ BBW Kink

So this means that I won’t be around this weekend to corrupt all you perverts. So from Saturday until mid-Monday you’re on your own. If you purchase a call or purchase an mp3, you won’t get them until Monday when I get back.

The only bad thing as many of you know is that my female dog is pregnant and could be having her puppies any day now. The poor thing looks like she swallowed a keg doesn’t she?

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Facts about Veterans Day / Armistice Day:

• Came about to celebrate the end of major hostilities in World War I
• The major hostilities formally ended the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 with the German signing of the armistice even though the war continued officially for another 8 months.
• President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed HR7786 officially renaming Armistice Day to Veterans Day in the US in 1954.
• Veterans Day is a federal holiday, but not all states recognize it amazingly enough.

Give the slut props though. He exceeded my expectations admirably. When I turned his cam on, I was greeted by the site of him in crotchless satin and lace panties with a hard stub of a penis. Honestly, until he showed his face I thought I was looking at an oversized clitoris. lol Well, we did another round of orgasm tease & denial in which he managed to move up from useless wanker to humorous slut!

I even moved my monitor to the window so cars and pedestrians could see him perform his version of a penis puppet complete with lipstick face and pink hair tie. LMAO It took Hayden 39 minutes to shoot his sissy spunk all over his panties. Amazing when last time he didn’t even last 2 minutes.

Small Dick Humiliation & Orgasm Denial MP3

BBW Kink

You have to love a company that is helping it’s bottom line, giving us perverts a break on cost, and helping the environment all at the same time.

As of right now the fetishes covered are cock ball torture (CBT), penile insertions, and enemas because thos eare some of the more dangerous but commonly mispracticed fetishes. I will be adding new fetishes as people request them so let me know what you’d like to see. Also, if you disagree with what I have posted and would like to edit the ones available or write a new fetish for the tip section, contact me with your ideas or rewrites. The only restriction is that the fetishes must be legal in a majority of areas so no child porn, incest, or beastiality tips will be allowed.

When I scanned the chatters list and saw all the smallcock and smallpenis, etc names I almost died laughing. What made it even funnier was all these no dicked guys in the room and not a single female to be seen. I’ve heard of sausage fests before, but never vienne weenie fest!

But I’m going to confess, I did have a really unsettling discovery yesterday in the Land of Micro Men. There was a black man in the room who was bragging about being 3 inches long. I thought he was full of shit like most men are, but I saw the proof in the pudding of that one. LMAO! Can you imagine how disappointing to see a big strapping man drop his pants to expose a pindick? Sometimes nature’s sense of humor is just twisted